Can't Wait to Poop in Your New Toilet Candle
Can't Wait to Poop in Your New Toilet Candle
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Because nothing says “congrats on your new place” like announcing your first official visit — and your plans to make yourself real comfortable. This candle is the perfect mix of housewarming humor, blunt honesty, and friendship-level intimacy that only true besties understand.
Hand-poured in Oaks, PA with all-natural soy wax, it’s a weirdly perfect gift that’s sure to earn a laugh (and maybe a warning about guest bathroom rules).
Smells like:
Fresh starts, cozy vibes, and the comforting relief of being truly at home.
Details:
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Made with 100% natural soy wax for a clean burn
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Handcrafted in Oaks, PA with love and a little bathroom humor
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The ultimate housewarming gag gift (that they’ll actually use)
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For friends who appreciate candles, honesty, and indoor plumbing
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