Look at You Buying a Home and Shit Candle
Look at You Buying a Home and Shit Candle
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Celebrate that big adult move with a candle as bold as your mortgage. Whether you're housewarming or just vibing in your new space, this cheeky candle is the perfect gift for homeowners who deserve to laugh (and relax) after signing a million forms.
Scented to feel like finally having your own dishwasher—and lighting up your life with notes of fresh starts and sass. It’s funny, it’s real, it’s handmade.
Details:
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All natural soy wax
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Hand-poured in Oaks, PA
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9 oz jar with 40+ hour burn time
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Smells better than your realtor’s breath
Perfect For:
🏡 Housewarming gifts
🎁 First-time buyers
💁 Friends who finally moved out of their parents’ house
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